It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
Get the Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker mug.The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial
by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025
Get the Smuggling Koalas mug.The sexual act of wrapping your legs and arms around your partner, thus having them support your weight, while engaging in intercourse. Traditionally done by women; however, if your girl is much larger/taller than you or really strong, you can Koala her from behind while she stands or leans over. Another rendition is accomplished by wrapping one leg around your partner and grasping the back of their head while receiving a blow Job.
by TheBladedBear September 16, 2015
Get the Koala mug.It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.
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by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018
Get the fat koala mug.An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.
by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023
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