Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019

Koala

A smooth brained creature with little intellectual understanding.

You're a koala.

by GetThatLinkOuttaHere February 18, 2021

Koala Ting

A person who sleeps all the time and is generally lazy.

That koala ting won’t move

by C921114 March 6, 2021

Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.

1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.

by Makoo36 May 21, 2021

Koala

The act of sleeping with one person on their back whilst the other rests their head on the shoulder with the leg hooked over

Guy 1: How did you sleep last night?
Guy 2: So well! She was a great person to koala with

by forgottencarrot April 30, 2021