Flocking

The act if covering a inanimate object in pubic hairs and using your jizz as the glue between the two

Person 1: yo bro, you tryna go flocking on my pinkie pie toy this afternoon?
Person 2: Im calling the cops

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme March 22, 2025

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 17, 2016

i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017

cock flocking

A place where there is an extreme ratio of men to women Synonym for sausage fest.

I went out last night but didn't meet any women because of the cock flocking at the bar.

by chew jo April 6, 2014

flock-a-feathers

A large amount of illegal drugs.

I just got my flock-a-feathers!

by OG_Cadillac_Jones March 31, 2017

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016