schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011

Sloth patty

The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.

Dude, i ordered a double Mc'Muffin and it only came with one sloth patty.

by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010

Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016

party sloth

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'

"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"

by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016

Sloth memes

Some funny some not but we all like to eat to eat tatortots. Sloth memes are my favorite memes though.

Me-hey dude what's your favorite type of memes. Dude-um SpongeBob memes. me-so it's not sloth memes huh well get out of my house!

by Lizard75100 November 28, 2019

Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019