Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.

Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

shitter sitter

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.

Ron arrived at work, and immediately headed to the bathroom for his 20 min. shitter sitter.

by DPJ626 April 28, 2014

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017