reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

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Reverse Gyrate

Something Markiplier wants you to do when you come out of his bathroom

Markiplier: Reverse gyrate out of the bathroom for safety

by animeisbae0414 June 10, 2018

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Reverse Cthulhu

When someone jams multiple penises into their mouth at once. Resembling the Lovecraftian God Cthulhu, but in reverse since the tentacles (penises) are going into the mouth instead of out.

At the gangbang, TJ reverse Cthulhu-ed 15 guys!

by MFLongHair May 25, 2011

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reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.

Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."

by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008

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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

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