by Hardrum April 2, 2022
Get the Kill the Orphanmug. An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
Get the Orphanmug. A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
Get the Orphan Seatmug. by Fidbsixhxi March 3, 2022
Get the Orphanizationmug. An orphan is often defined as a child with dead parents and or no parents at all most orpahns are on there own or are adopted
I am an Orphan
by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
Get the Orphanmug. 
