When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

by Blitzomet September 23, 2019

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl
by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.
by TRIGGLER STUDENT FUCKER 69 May 28, 2020
