When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
by Ziggy BlacknWhite November 24, 2017
Get the Thanksgiving leftovers mug.Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.
American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
by rahrah1989 November 29, 2011
Get the Thanksgiving mug.(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019
Get the Thanksgiving mug.when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
Get the Thanksgiving Turkey mug.After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018
Get the Thanksgiving shower mug.You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?
Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Get the Thanksgiving mug.I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.
by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023
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