Tequila Dragon

When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.

"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's a Tequila Dragon."

by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019

tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila

Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch

by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass and do a backflip while whomping yourself. This gives the women a boost of adrealine.

'You remember how we first met, at the bar?'

'Yeah, that time i did the Tequila Flip, you absolutely fall for that.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass, then doing a backflip while whomping yourself.

'Do you remember the night we met eachother?'
'Yeah, you absolutely fell for me because of my Tequila Flip.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!

Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!

by Cj456 November 9, 2020