teh suk

The ultimate suckable suckage of sucking in suckableness in fantasy sports, especially fantasy football and baseball. A complete waste of effort inside a complete waste of time.

The Capital City Goofballs are teh suk!
by The Dirty Dog December 11, 2006
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teh sux

Opposite of teh sex. Something is the worst, least appealing, the lowest. Usually the thing being described is disappointing to the user of the phrase.
'This is teh sux'
'You're telling me'

by SkrewyRebirth March 22, 2006
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Teh Science

Completely politicized science
Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal, even after you are vaccinated, and also that racism is a public health crisis
by Eushshtb April 14, 2021
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teh beatz

The uber champion. The one who will always win. See beatz.
I'm teh beatz!

Chuck Norris is teh beatz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006
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Teh Win

Lame phrase thought up by internet nerds who have nothing better to do than sit on IRC and create catch-phrases from other people's typos. A pop culture thing.
the new lame-ass computer game that we're all obsessed with is TEH WIN!
by Nikki November 05, 2004
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teh pwnage

When the master warlock Skinnypete lays waste to his opponents leaving only their tears as evidence of their existence. Skinnypete tends to eat his victims.
That pally that tried to gank skinnypete fell victim to teh pwnage and was later eaten for his efforts.
by Don Moose August 16, 2006
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teh cool

Derived from interweb message board users, originally as a typing error. "teh" essentially means "The" and "teh cool" Means "The B0mb," "The Shit." An acronym would be "teh suck"
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see the new sword I got for my FABLE character Zweganorax?
Guy 2: Yeah it's teh cool!
Guy 3: Your sword is teh suck!
by Megan December 21, 2004
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