tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

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Revak tech

Revak tech is alternative word for good video content

Guy1: hey did you watch (video)
guy2: yes it was Revak tech!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

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Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018

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women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

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The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.

by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017

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Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School

Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"

by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021

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