Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 18, 2016

tater crater

the arrangement of mash potatoes to form a crater so that it easily holds gravy

before you go pouring gravy on your mash potatoes you might want to make a tater potato tater crater

by scooterscuzz January 25, 2015

Tater party

When your friends come over with tater tots and get naughty on the couch

Bring some ketchup cause it’s gonna be a tater party

by The Turdhammer February 22, 2022

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom

My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater

by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019