A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 24, 2023
Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.
Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2023
Tales from the Benningfield junior Rest in peace yard tombstone of Lonnie Benningfield junior ⚰️🪦.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 17, 2024
A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
Person 1: Dude I think I'm tales sexual, i want to have sex with Laun!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up spagettirat.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up spagettirat.
by ChosenRubric Fan November 05, 2021