TP

A small rounded creature that you may find under tables at Beijing banquet or getting donor hoagies at the kebab shop.

Mom who's that strange man eating chips of the floor, don't worry that's just TP

by Beijing banquet supporters clu March 27, 2025

TP

Too personal

Boy: naww to be honest what happened to your ex

Boy: nah that's to tp

by Sidney </3 April 10, 2022

tp

Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.

Hey, any more tp left?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021

Papa TP

the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.

Papa Tp was clutch in covid times

by PapaTP August 11, 2022

TPS

It means "Their personal slave" You can use it in an argument with a friend, family member or your
bae over text, email or dm

"Jacob u r such a bad friend its like u r tps"
"Mom, Stop he's using u, you r his "tps"

by Carrier101 December 26, 2018

TP

TurdPile, creator of Town of Salem Trial System

You will have to wait for TP or Naru to review your appeal and make a decision.

by ktenaphora November 16, 2019

Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019