by L-boogie June 23, 2003
A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
A term originated from the online game World of Warcraft. It relates to a quest in the zone titled the Barrens. It is a term used by WoW players to describe something remotely impossible to find, much like the quest objective who is Mankrik's wife.
Example:
Steve: Dude, I was so shitfaced last night I have no idea where the hell I left my keys. Have you seen them?
Tom: Mankrik's Wife, man.
Steve: Dude, I was so shitfaced last night I have no idea where the hell I left my keys. Have you seen them?
Tom: Mankrik's Wife, man.
by Stevey Mc'Stevenson June 25, 2008
Acting as a wife, but not quiet married yet. Doing things such as cleaning, cooking and catering to your man without having to be told do, only because you choose to do so. Proving yourself that you can be a wife, in ways that's being shown.
Taking the "wife" title and putting use into it without documents.
Taking the "wife" title and putting use into it without documents.
by Jessicaleanne January 02, 2016
A woman that loves jizzy jizzums (cum) even after the marriage. This can be enjoyed in any fashion on the face, ass,in the eye, titties wherever her husband desires. Her appetite for sex is large and may somewhat seem never ending.
Brian: So Chris I hear you have a porno wife.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.
Chris: Why yes Brian, I sure do.
Brian: Maybe your wife can teach my wife the joys of being a porno wife.
Chris: She already has been.
Brian: Wonderful Chris, I can't wait to have a porno wife of my own.
by TCLJ September 11, 2007
by The Real Ms. Julio G August 02, 2009
Noun:
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
How to identify is someone is your platonic wife
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
by limeboiz January 04, 2021