The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014
Get the whale harpmug. Where a person is asked to replicate animal noises whereby the the last question asked is "what noise does a whale make?"This is followed by spitting your drink all over the person to replicate the noise of a whale's blowhole. Best performed by a group on a person.
Whale Game:
Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
by kaperino June 27, 2011
Get the whale gamemug. A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.
You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?
by lolman159 August 30, 2017
Get the Cash whalemug. Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010
Get the Whale fuckedmug. (Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Get the Whale Huntermug. The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021
Get the Golden Whalemug. by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021
Get the Mud Whalemug.