Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

by yr mom lol June 20, 2019

Houston

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.

I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.

by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023

Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.

Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.

by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018

Houston Hype House

A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.

I have no idea what to do with my life... should I just join the Houston Hype House?

by InternPTN March 30, 2025

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Houston

Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy

Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you

by user4242738981 November 21, 2023

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022