cooch crumpets

a genital yeast infection

the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets

by hgffff March 27, 2019

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020

Cooch Lice

Vaginal crabs

Ew bitch you got cooch lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 6, 2014

Cooch Cremé

Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.

Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!

by Beegan January 23, 2017

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote May 12, 2014