clit naked

The female equivalent of bollock naked.

A female in a state of total undress.

I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.

by Big dick engineer 1995 July 2, 2017

Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018

Clit Recoil

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.

I was so turned off by that asshole my clit recoiled.

by Draperchick March 10, 2017

Piece of clit

A sensitive motherfucker.

AJ is such a piece of clit.

by 9chat May 31, 2016

clit chewer

A man (or woman) who gives a LOT of oral sex to multiple women.

The dude is such a great clit chewer, he makes the girls come in seconds!

by definer1010 July 16, 2016

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021