weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 12, 2008

puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

by bigballswag365 October 12, 2015

Water belly

When you drink too much and you can feel the water moving around in your stomach. This use of the term water belly is in no way related to sheep-oriented diseases.

I drank a litre of water, and I have a water belly now.

by The water-belly April 10, 2012

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 06, 2021

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 03, 2008

Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 29, 2016

free water

Slang from jersey meaning anything you want pertaining to being the best

Man1- Just dropped this track

Man2- For free?

Man1- Free water

by Freemitherfuckinwater February 23, 2018