Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

sugaring up

to overly sweeten your coffee or drink.

sugaring up my drink will will raise my blood sugar to normal.

by Nogunsnofrowns November 4, 2013

Titanic submarine

Titanic submarine, idk how to spell it, a group of five people goes in expedition to achieve their journey, going to see the titanic, but it went wrong. The oxygen level went decrease as they go down, and then, they died because of the lack oxygen. It recent turns into a meme, well.. sorta (inspiration from lesson in meme culture)

Titanic submarine? More like unsafe submarine! That was not a good joke was it?

by Unauthorizedplayer123 June 29, 2023

Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018

Golden Submarine

When you need to relieve yourself in the middle of intercourse and you urinate inside your partner, then you "go down" on her to distract her and avoided the enemy's hostility.

Man, did you go to the doctor for that bladder control issue
Nah Brah, I just Golden Submarine her now.

by Jewtang Forever! December 13, 2009

Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.

Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.

by Good Intentions January 12, 2008

supari

1. Literal meaning - sweetmeat made of crushed betel-nut, used as a mouth freshener after meals in many parts of India

2. Mumbai mobster slang - the money paid to a hitman

Shakeel was given Rs. 100,000 as supari to assassinate Rajan

by Shyamrao August 9, 2008