Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........

by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010

Strawberry Jam

A metaphor for the pussy blood which gushes out after a menstrual vajayjay is eaten out in the middle of a "hot girl summer" day.

Jaquavious ate the strawberry jam out of his bitch faster than R. Kelly runnin outta Toys R Us.

by kdkillemhoes June 29, 2021

moldy strawberry

The residue left after someone writes or draws something on a car window in the winter. Common examples are smiley faces, hearts, tic-tac-toe boards, names, and "HELP" spelled backwards.

"It look's like someone drew a smiley face on the window back here."
"What? I guess someone left me a moldy strawberry."

by Cooper Estav January 2, 2014

strawberry hitler

A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache

Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!

by Jay "my dads dead" Bortner February 24, 2017

hot strawberry

When a woman on the middle of her period sits on your face and let's it all flow.

Damn did you see John's girl give him a hot strawberry.

by Blackice417 September 20, 2017

Strawberry Sex

To put a strawberry in one’s vagina, and then thrust a dick in it, then eat the cum filled strawberry

Wanna have strawberry sex later?

by Ilovestrawberrysex March 14, 2022

Strawberry Fist

When you use a red latex glove covered in pop rocks to fist somebody

“Chad had to go to the hospital because he took a big strawberry fist yesterday”

by Triton659 July 8, 2022