When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter
I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023


When you're in a perfectly acceptable and enjoyable relationship with someone both emotionally and sexually, but you find the urge to cheat on your girl with another woman for no inexplicable reason. No matter how adequate your partner, you will feel the urge to taste another girl, or hook up with someone that's kinky or different than your current partner.
by thenedflanders May 23, 2021

by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

a Balkan female who is obsessed with Caucasian men, usually ones with long hair and who live in Western Asia. they also are often talented with things such as drawing, and are known for being stereotypical horse girls.
P1: did you see that Albanian girl in Ohrid?
P2: yea, don't go near her though, she's a strange under star
P2: yea, don't go near her though, she's a strange under star
by maoledong September 20, 2023
