When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
Get the Wizard Status Incel mug.term used to describe the status update of one who is not witty enough to come up with an original thought, but instead fills in a song lyric or famous quote. "Status Fillers" are used by, but not limited to: bored college student, drunk sorority girl, Glenn Beck (all of Fox News actually), guidos, and all religions (they are most likely to quote something out of a fairy tale book)
by RealSH September 16, 2010
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A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.
User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"
Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.
"Prolly from all the man chowder!"
The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.
Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.
"Prolly from all the man chowder!"
The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.
by iXist April 19, 2011
Get the Status Bomb mug.1. When your a trust worthy,down to earth,real person
2. You know your on bestie status when that one person your always with tells your the darkest secrets,and only wants to be around you.
3. It comes from the latin root, BestFriend or BFF.
4.You know your on best status when your exactly like Killa C
2. You know your on bestie status when that one person your always with tells your the darkest secrets,and only wants to be around you.
3. It comes from the latin root, BestFriend or BFF.
4.You know your on best status when your exactly like Killa C
by Kay Krunk March 12, 2008
Get the bestie status mug.The state you are in when you are playing World of Warcraft for extended amounts of time and you have not showered for a while, eat food at your computer, and you just feel great.
by Element Jay1 February 1, 2010
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(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
by DKizzay October 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Status Hacker mug.In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.
props to Kid Cudi
props to Kid Cudi
I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.
Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
by steveo1242 November 24, 2009
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