Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.

1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!

by Gryffitherin December 12, 2011

Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread

Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019

Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 14, 2018

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 11, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 06, 2017

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 27, 2012