When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
(Blame discord pals, not me)
by Random username idek January 16, 2021

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.
by #1Bodega July 29, 2020

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.
by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015
