Calcutta splutter

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.

With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

beam splitter

A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.

Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.

by pot top November 3, 2012

dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half

Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!

by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.

"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"

by princesscupcake April 8, 2006