Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"

by StinkTaco March 4, 2008

Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

The Spiderman

Upon reaching climax while doggying your partner you first must fake ejaculation onto their backside while catching your ejaculate in your hand. Your partner will believe you to be finished with intercourse and will most undoubtely turn around to look at you in a hopefully satisfied manner. At this moment , you use the semen that you have now equally distributed in each hand and flick the semen at your partners face using the same motion that spiderman uses to shoot his webs in the comic books/movie. As you tarnish your partners face in semen you will yell "GO WEB GO!!!" Please reference the scene in the first spiderman movie where he is trying out his newly found web forming powers and yells this exact phrase.

"I gave her the spiderman because I enjoy humilating all of my lovers in a most satisfying manner"

by skankinmat May 7, 2007

twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009

spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Spiderman

Mr stark i don't feel so good

Spiderman dies in infinity war

by Slerpup June 6, 2018

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008