How the 31 NFL franchises feel when they are facing Peyton Manning that week.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Ephraim Salaam When talking about his stories about nfl quarterbacks said this “Playing Peyton Manning… has the whole building shook up, you wanna talk about sphincters puckered?! Everyone’s walk around the facility is different”
This sort of respect is very rarely earned to the point where he also said during install week when you were going against the team you were playing against and exploit their weaknesses. He says “The defensive coordinator comes into OUR install room (he was and OL) and tells us offensively, WHAT WE NEED to DO, to Stop, Peyton Manning.
Playing Peyton Manning every week for his entire career was playing against a team was their Super Bowl. The final boss. The dude still went 13-3 nearly every year regardless of their preparation and giving it all they truly had on the field, and they truly did.
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
“Sphincters puckered” is a sign of fear and respect. The way one handles themselves when and immense task is given to them.
Playing Peyton Manning, has the whole building Shook up. You want to talk about sphincters in puckered!
I’m scared of playing this man, my sphincter’s is puckered because I know that L is already on our schedule.
“sphincter’s puckered. A sign of respect and fear of something. Being ready to give it your all even if the odds rent in your favor.”
by Dairo11 March 17, 2023
Get the Sphincter’s Puckeredmug. Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015
Get the Sphincter slammug. A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.
Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.
by Azræl October 13, 2013
Get the Sphincter Hellmug. When someone’s asshole muscles can’t contract properly, causing their shits to slide out like a kid going down a slide, & farts to smoothly exit the anal cavity like a gust of wind.
by nutbuster3000 August 14, 2025
Get the Compromised Sphinctermug. Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
Get the sphincter trunkmug. when someone just
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Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo
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and then you fuckung projectile cum
Mmm
Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo
's
and then you fuckung projectile cum
"man i just Mmm
Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo"
"that was very sphincter-looker-atter of you "
Here they go with this metronome bro
Oh my God
Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop)
A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo)
Liyaba daba dooboop (bow)
Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh)
Yabadaba
Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo)
Ayabadaba
Yaba dababadaba (alright)
It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel)
I said (he's a genius)
Womba domba
Shamba damba (shamba damba)
Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba)
Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin')
Yaboo (cracka lackin')
Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo)
Yaga wagourt (wagourt)
Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt)
Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm)
Yooboop (ooh)
Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm)
Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm)
Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop)
Labo labo
Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister)
Like gaba gaba
Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!)
Moosay
Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay)
Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory)
Yama nama doo
Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom)
An amba beebop (gama juice)
Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop)
Ayabadaba doobop
Ayabada babada wadawoowop
A woowa dasoowa damala woowop
A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop
Ayabadaba doodoo
Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo"
"that was very sphincter-looker-atter of you "
by mapleshadeism March 5, 2023
Get the sphincter-looker-attermug. A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)
by Squickly July 4, 2018
Get the Sphincter Twitchermug.