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white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.
Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"
by nbamike May 27, 2011
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Internet Speak

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.
-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?
by Matthigast September 26, 2014
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I'm speaking

It basically means STFU, don't interrupt me. It was coined by Kamala Harris on the Vice President debate 2020
by FSY October 7, 2020
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Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"
"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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1337 Speak

1337 speak is a language that developed over the net (Made popular mostly by Counter-Strike) that's objective is not to replace every letter with a symbol, but to make fun of mispelt words.

Bad: 0/\/\9 1 |_1|<3 |>\/\//\/ _|00
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

Good: 0MG I leik pwn j00.
Translation: OMG I Leik Pwn Joo

English: Omg I just owned you.

Common words used in 1337 speak:
Like = leik
Own = pwn
Pwned = pwnt
You = j00
Hacks = Haxz0rz
Lol = lawl
OMG = ZOMG
The = T3h
Suck = sux
1337 Speak sounds leik: ZOMG I leik, totally pwnt that newb. j00 r t3h sux.
by Not4U2C January 2, 2006
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Speaking Cursive

As you may have realized, cursive writing looks like -𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈- So when you speak cursive its to speak jumbled up or jointed up.
Example
John is so drunk he's speaking cursive again!
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speaking O'Mara

The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.
I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.
I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.
by t r i c i a November 19, 2007
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