Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014

satan's spinach

weed, marijuana, lucifer's lettuce, the Mary jane, it's the stuff snoop dog smokes.

Damn tyler I'm so baked I was just puffin on that Satan's spinach.

by Carlstevenson December 1, 2016