Sparklecunt

Adjective / noun

1. An oxymoron of a person. Someone who is both fabulous and awful at the same time.

2. A description of a thing that is both pleasing and frustrating.

1. Get tae fuck ye sparklecunt!

2. What kind of sparklecunt operation is this?

by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016

sparkle punk

Punk + prep

Did you see that guy with rhinestones on his black, saggy pants? How sparkle punk!

by AudreyT December 26, 2008

Sparkle Snatcher

a lesbian

I bet you my left nut that that dike in the corner is a sparkle snatcher.

by a miscellaneous /b/rother March 30, 2011

Sparkle Pony

A BAMF. If walking in the club and hearing sparkle pony is in the building, you should go pay respects or suffer the consequence

Matt : "Dude I hear sparkle pony is here tonight"
Kyle: "Oh shit I think I pissed sp off last night"
Matt: "Your a dead man

by ttreasurer November 14, 2011

Sparkle Horse

The wannabe Unicorn that takes glue and put's a narwhal horn on it. Shaking my head go throw glitter somewhere else.

Look at that sparkle horse, what a poser!

by UnicornsLiveInAustralia May 28, 2012

Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....

Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts

by current RMC student December 29, 2016

sparklefuck

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.

kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.

by Jasson O. December 31, 2007