SOMFB

Abbreviation for son of a mother fucking bitch

A exclamatory statement for when SOB just doesn't cut it.

"That somfb stole my wallet!"

or

"That person stole my wallet, that somfb!"

by my454whoha May 13, 2010

Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021

Somalian Rocket

After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.

I've had a broken neck since i received a somalian rocket from my boyfriend.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

SOML

Story of my life, used to tell someone that an occurance has happened to them frequently.

lolz1: ur so ghey
omfg2: oh shoot stfu errbudy be rejectin my azz
lolz1: soml

by Vinny Graham September 22, 2006

somf

somf is a Forum where members help each other learn Magic tricks and how to do them better. Help with inventing new tricks & effects. Advice of different ways to make an Income from Magic. The group can help in learning all aspects of magic including: Mentalism, cards tricks (simple or advanced), coin & money tricks

Members of somf can help people who want to learn a couple of tricks to fool their friends & family. somf has some of the best articles on Stage Craft and how to become a better performer of tricks that amaze friends. sofm stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum"

by Jason Gom August 10, 2008

Sommlending

1) Person from the realm of Sommerlund;

2) of or pertaining to the realm of Sommerlund or its people;

3) member of a specific ethno-linguistic group from whom the people of Sommerlund are descended.

It's another Lone Wolf word.

1) Lone Wolf is a Sommlending.

2) The Durenese ambassador presented a petition to the Sommlending King.

3) The Sommlending originally came from the Dazhiarn Plane before settling in what is now Sommerlund (but was then Darklord territory).

by Andy May 1, 2004

sofml

A girly way of saying "so fuck my life".

Girl 1: Hey what's up?
Girl 2: Well, Brad dumped me sofml.

by McDragon March 11, 2010