pud-smack

One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.

That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.

by clembie June 20, 2003

Lumberjack Smack

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.

After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.

by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

wallet smack

when you take out your wallet smack someone across the face

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up i am gonna wallet smack her
Quinten: I will jack all her stuff after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

Uzi Smack

To smack someone in close range in call of duty or other military themed fps games. Surprise attack in close range often paired with sarcastic or humorous undertones due to surprise random one hit kill.

"Uzi Smack biaaaaaaaatch. Roflssss"

by Towely Militia May 18, 2008

Smack & Cheese

The act of rubbing your nuts when they are all sweaty and then slapping someone in their face.

Bob: "*snoring*"
Wynston: "Bob is alseep let's give him some Smack & Cheese!!"
Karl: "Omfg it smells like nut queso,*slaps Bob*"
Bob: "You fuckers I was sleeping leave me alone!"

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006