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Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 31, 2011
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Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it
Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy
by Swim God November 5, 2016
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schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E
He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!
by slother111 December 15, 2009
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Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.
“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”
by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019
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Sloth mode

Sloth mode means your hella high and ur jus trying to chill and vibe and go wit the flow 🍃
Friend #1 : yo chill bruh sloth mode

Friend #2 : sry bruh
by Br00k3dabrat April 10, 2020
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Jackie Sloth

Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth
Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth
by The drama king26 December 3, 2019
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weird sloth

A sexual act involving pulling the recipients head back by hooking your fingers in their nose, while being in their ass
Jim: I was with Britney last night and she had me give her the weird sloth.
Ted: I genuinely don’t know what that is
by Odious pinky toe April 27, 2021
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