A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
Get the sloth stationmug. by Bumroh March 5, 2022
Get the Sid The Slothmug. A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 31, 2011
Get the Sloth Cootmug. by Swim God November 5, 2016
Get the Sloth Godmug. by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019
Get the Mouldy Slothmug. A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E
Also a mascot to the university of E&E
by slother111 December 15, 2009
Get the schwaisted Slothmug. 