Shoulder lover

A shoulder lover is someone with a fetish of shoulders commonly known as Logan! He likes to lick and take pictures of miners shoulders.

Boy 1: hey look at that chick over there

Logan: wow look at her amazing form of her shoulders

Boy1: wtf is wrong is wrong with you

Logan: I wonder if she will let me lick it

Boy 1: your a freaking shoulder lover
Girl walks toward boys

Boy 1: hey what up I’m Anthony

Logan: hey I’m Logan I like your shoulders

Girl: reports pervert to catholic school principal who’s going to prison

by Shoulderslover February 05, 2021

Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 30, 2011

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 26, 2019

Shoulder-Shrine

The creation of a makeshift shrine or gravsite on the shoulder of the highway or road where the person died, usually traffic related deaths.

Jane put some new flowers at the shoulder-shrine she made for her dead husband on highway 101.

by G. Robertson December 17, 2007

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 21, 2023

Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.

Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.

by Windomtransportation765 December 20, 2012

Shoulder Plow

Using your shoulder to absolutely obliterate someone into the ground.

A: " shut up, stop fucking around"

B: " Bitch shut the fuck up before I shoulder plow your bitch ass"

by Burnsyyy April 23, 2016