shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

shizingizingar

code name for curse words for the people who can't curse

Oh shizingizingar I forgot it was Brianna's birthday and I still have to get her a gift.

by mandapanda101 May 18, 2015

Shipling

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.

I shipling them.

by Otaku -San June 14, 2016

Swiping Sweetheart

Someone you met online, have interest in, and date frequently. This person is not someone you're in a relationship with....yet. The gray area between serious dating and relationship status from someone you met online.

This is Eric, he's my swiping sweetheart.

by Alexandra Kyle August 1, 2017

Shixing

When someone is to shift over and shit themselfs at the same time

I think becky is shixing over there, poor girl..DAREN MOVE!!!

by FroggiePopVillan January 24, 2019

Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019

Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.

Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!

by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019