B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

Radio Shacked

Radio Shack is a very cluttered store. Therefore Radio Shacked means cluttered.

"Damn man, this place is getting so Radio Shacked."

"It's starting to feel like Radio Shack in here."

by ESM DISH May 17, 2006

shanker

a fat, short, meaty little penis, usualy weilded by obese children.

look at that fat kid's shanker, its so short and fat!

that girl doesnt like me because i have a shanker.

by sausage robino December 12, 2008

Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

by shokubeni February 26, 2010

shankel

when a guy shits and pisses in a hat, then a girl puts that hat on her head, and after it dripps down hey head she rubs it all over her body

The girl wants to shankel

by dirtybumshmeckle October 10, 2014

Skanked

(skank-ed)v. to have recieved a sexually transmitted disease. 2. The process of becoming a skank.

1. After Johnny slept with that girl last night and realized he had a strange itch, he knew he had been skanked. 2. After watching the OC, Sandra became skanked and was wearing skimpy outfits more often

by soxnation85xx July 6, 2006

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012