room service

What you buy on a debate trip while in the shower.

Final Fantasy VII is as much an attack on your storage as room service is on your wallet.

by Bootleg Star Wars May 19, 2017

Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005

Fan service

Choni aka Cheryl and Toni. Both known as characters on riverdale and in the Archie comics. “Choni” is a prime example of fan service. It was very rushed and the only reason it has a place in riverdale is because of the sick people who call themselves “Choni stans” harassed the riverdale writers. The writers were forced to make “choni” happen and even Vanessa Morgan (Toni Topaz) trashed Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (writer of riverdale) at the Archie panel for cutting “choni scenes”. Fan service is basically when the fans, cast, etc. is so aggressive towards the writers, they are forced to do as they wish because they don’t want to get cancelled.

“Did you see the deleted choni scenes? I’m so mad that they had deleted scenes!”
“They shouldn’t have ANY scenes! It’s total fan service!”

by chickennugslmao September 3, 2018

Service Top

Gay sex term. A top (the guy doing the fucking) who is the submissive one instead of the bottom being the submissive one. Usually bottoms are submissive but, not in this case.

Bottom: YOU LIKE THAT SHIT! DON'T YOU BITCH?!

Service Top: Yes, yes...

by J.D.KY October 7, 2009

terms of service

UH YOUR MOM!


{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)

man i need some ass, i think im going to call your mom for some TERMS OF SERVICE!

by craigums March 6, 2005

the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

by me December 31, 2004

Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008