Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

The Mulder and Scully

When through fine detective work you realize that you have actually gone into the women’s restroom to take a shit.

After hearing a woman cough and seeing tampons attached to the stall, Tim deduced he was in the process of the Mulder and Scully

by Pickle peeker March 3, 2018

Hitchcock and scully

The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts

“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”

by Mystinkybutt December 18, 2023

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024