Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.

Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!

by Big boi42069 June 22, 2020

scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Scrotum Sucker

Someone who creates unnecessary drama and does stupid shit to blame others.

Girl 1: Don't be such a Scrotum Sucker!
Girl 2: well.... nuH UH! it's all your fault

by toxic0438 February 21, 2019

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016