Toilet Scrolling

Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol

While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."

by WhooliaJulia March 20, 2019

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Take a scroll

Used in group chats on social media when someone asks a question about arrangements that have been discussed earlier

Dave: Hey, so what are the plans for tomorrow night?
Tom: Take a scroll

by Roo_12 June 25, 2015

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dr. scholls

Jealous or envious.

Evolution of jealous -> jelly -> jellin/gellin (gel in-soles) -> Dr. Scholls

You got a new TV? I'm so dr. scholls right now.

by bo25648126 November 29, 2012

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scrollix

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.

He fell on his jimmy scrollix

by Steven December 23, 2003

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Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

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1. The act of obtaining, buying, collecting, selling, or using a large amount of scrolls in a video game. This is mostly done on online RPG games.
2. Using a teleportation scroll to get out of an area, usually in order to restock, sell items, or escape potentially deadly situations.

I'm going scrollin' at the shop for a second.
Screw this, I'm scrollin' out of here!

by DeathGigasX January 4, 2006

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