Sausage beast

A really annoying person

Jane is a sausage beast

by Jkl355 May 29, 2018

Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.

Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.

Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.

by JayForRunner April 8, 2021

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009