by tim and josh August 21, 2008
Get the twat sailormug. A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.
Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
by maddyyy.x December 22, 2008
Get the drunken sailormug. A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.
by Hairless Sailor November 20, 2004
Get the Hairy Sailormug. "Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."
by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015
Get the Salty Sailormug. After an extremely drunk one-night stand, when the girl is passed out drunk, you piss and outline around her body before sneaking out of the house.
I'm really glad I drank all that beer last night, It took a lot of piss to give that fat girl the ol' midnight sailor.
by OKCsavage May 30, 2009
Get the Midnight Sailormug. Small latino man (with or without moustache) in 50's pin-up attire. Sometimes likes to aspire to do modelling or tell potential suitors that he is a model.
Sailor Cherrys (such is the plural) are never over 5ft in height and often have Jabba-the-Hut esque facial characteristics.
A good example of a Sailor Cherry in the media would be the small character 'Rinky Tink' (often mislabelled online as 'Tattoo') from the 1970's US television show 'Fantasy Island'.
Sailor Cherrys are often happy in demeanour until their ruse is uncovered and their actual gender is revealed, at which point they become incredibly fierce... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.
A Sailor Cherry's natural habitat would be any bar or beach where throwback, rockabilly losers hangout and dance to Wanda Jackson records or Johnny Cash. Should any of these people discover that other types of music and other artists existed in the 50's it causes upset and confusion, but not to Sailor Cherrys. They listen to Amy Winehouse, happily bobbing their head... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.
A most startling characteristic of the Sailor Cherry is their protective nature toward any food preparation area they deem to be their own.
There are many reports from Southern California of Sailor Cherrys baring their teeth and screaming a string of incomprehensible language in a high-pitched, banshee like wail before attacking. The common feature among these incidents has been the presence of one or more other person than the Sailor Cherry entering her kitchen... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's 'Fantasy Island'
Sailor Cherrys (such is the plural) are never over 5ft in height and often have Jabba-the-Hut esque facial characteristics.
A good example of a Sailor Cherry in the media would be the small character 'Rinky Tink' (often mislabelled online as 'Tattoo') from the 1970's US television show 'Fantasy Island'.
Sailor Cherrys are often happy in demeanour until their ruse is uncovered and their actual gender is revealed, at which point they become incredibly fierce... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.
A Sailor Cherry's natural habitat would be any bar or beach where throwback, rockabilly losers hangout and dance to Wanda Jackson records or Johnny Cash. Should any of these people discover that other types of music and other artists existed in the 50's it causes upset and confusion, but not to Sailor Cherrys. They listen to Amy Winehouse, happily bobbing their head... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.
A most startling characteristic of the Sailor Cherry is their protective nature toward any food preparation area they deem to be their own.
There are many reports from Southern California of Sailor Cherrys baring their teeth and screaming a string of incomprehensible language in a high-pitched, banshee like wail before attacking. The common feature among these incidents has been the presence of one or more other person than the Sailor Cherry entering her kitchen... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's 'Fantasy Island'
"Oh God, nobody look. Here's comes Sailor Cherry! Nobody talk to shim!"
"Hi Sailor Cherry! I just thought I'd drop into your kitchen for..."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAJAWANACAMINMAKISHENFAYOSNAFABISH?!"
"Sailor Cherry's drunk again, he's trying to sleep with a coyote."
"Oh no, Sailor Cherry's put lipstick on. It must be mating season."
"The plane boss! The plane!"
"Hi Sailor Cherry! I just thought I'd drop into your kitchen for..."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAJAWANACAMINMAKISHENFAYOSNAFABISH?!"
"Sailor Cherry's drunk again, he's trying to sleep with a coyote."
"Oh no, Sailor Cherry's put lipstick on. It must be mating season."
"The plane boss! The plane!"
by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008
Get the Sailor Cherrymug. by big dick bastard brandon1 June 28, 2010
Get the dutch sailormug.