side saddle

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

by Djinn November 2, 2006

saddlebacking

To protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred vagina. But rather to engage in sexual activity through the anus and mouth/

Mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the crap out of her, literally

by ps8110bill April 24, 2009

Saddle Shins

A derogatory term used to address native americans.

Look its a stinking pack of saddle shins

by Dan Helsing April 29, 2013

saddlemates

Two men/boys who frequently like to share the "saddle" and are joined at the hip in a completely homosexual way.

Rachel: What's the deal with Zach & Dave? I think they were planning a sleepover...

Kate: Oh, those two? They're totally saddlemates.

by Bast Tiernay May 31, 2009

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018

Saddleslip

The acutely painful taint punch delivered to an unfortunate perineum, that happens after "falling off the top," during intercourse performed in the "Cowgirl" position or any of it's variations. Also occurs as a result of misplacing oneself during a lap dance.

OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE STRIP CLUB:

Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."

Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"

by Ghostgrrl&B3457b0y May 28, 2018