Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

Santorum

The Cure To Gingrich Disease

This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich

by OBAMNEYRICHTORUM., December 12, 2012

sector9b

1.a message board without all the bullshit of elements
2.the site with the best emoticons
3.the b-side

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑

by Futurenese November 2, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

See trash

I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta June 29, 2016

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012