swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Swine Flu

A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.

John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.

by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009

Swine Babe

1. A babepig

2. A little girl who oinks.

3. A female piggy

4. A female swine pig

"What a swine babe she is."

by Chromate April 29, 2009

swine flue

flying pig,

"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"

by ooligist May 2, 2009

Swine Flow

The skin the flows over strapless tops when they are too tight.

That girl's swine flow is so bad it looks like a side boob.

by Mr. Tonic on Tuesdays May 7, 2009

Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009