Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish

Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...

by Kalia talia November 19, 2013

kissing a starfish

kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")

kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex

by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013

starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus

Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter

by Mankini guy October 30, 2015

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017