Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse

Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you

by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 10, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.

"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."

by littledicktrip January 14, 2018