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Slag heap

A fat, nasty, usually toothless and repulsive tub of shit that drinks every day and thinks she is gods gift to dick for some reason.
Holy fuck! Karen is such a slag heap from hell. She's always offering to swallow my balls that blimp.
by ganjanamo January 7, 2018
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Slag do

Derived from the male pre-wedding drinking tradition - the Stag Do.

A gathering of women on a "Hen do" where all 'women' present are drunken slappers desperate for cock.
A Slag Do is essentially a Hen Night but where all the women present are drunken slappers desperate for cock.
by wintercooled March 14, 2011
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slag tag

Another term for tramp stamp, a tattoo on a woman's lower back.
Guy 1: "Look at that girl's slag tag."
Guy 2: "Don't you mean tramp stamp?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but I think she's British."
by Adman12 September 21, 2005
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Lag Slag

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.
Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..
by George a Johnson July 15, 2007
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brixton slag

Term used to describe a black woman, as the majority of people in brixton are black. Derogatory term, often considered very racist.
(whit man) Look at that Brixton slag over there with her tribe
by Lozz June 3, 2007
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slag-batter

a)The thrush like vaginal excretion of the common slut.

b)A competitive sport where young men attempt to bed more sluts than their competitors. Sport of kings...
a)What the fuck is that on your duvet? It looks like slag-batter to me.

b)This is our Chris, he's a degenerate, a champion slag-batter of the highest order.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.
Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.
by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011
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